We have heard a lot in recent years how the police are having to spend so much more time dealing with paperwork than they ever do in doing proper police work. A possible demonstration of how bad thigs have got is revealed in reports that say a mouse nest was found in the pile of paperwork on a policemans desk in South London.

Apparently pest exterminaters were called in to deal with a mouse infestation and they were found to have set up home in a pile of paperwork. If our police services are spending so much time on paperwork that they cannot do their job they might as well stay at the police station and keep a tidy desk instead. They could occupy their time by switching on the most wonderful invention of mankind to date.

This is a machine whose only purpose is to switch itself off again. Wonderful. Perhaps the government could spend it’s time operating machines like this instead of forever coming up with new laws and requirements that prevent the poolice getting on with doing their job.

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